Today has been a fun and interesting day so far. The husband and I woke up early today at 7:30 a.m. (I know it is sacrilegious to be up that early on a Saturday) and went out to breakfast and did some shopping.
Because it was so early, Kevin has said so many different things that are amusing that I thought I would share:
Standing in line at Giant Eagle:
"There is no reason for her to be holding those two kittens in the photo." (Talking about Vanessa Hudgens on the cover of Glamour magazine.)
"Hey. I want you to feel my foot; it's dented." (Said as we waited in line as he proceeded to take his flip-flop off and place his foot on the cart handle.)
"If we could just stick a cork in both ends, and they could just be cuddly, it would be perfect." (Said after buying 60 cans of cat food that were on sale.)
"The next pet we get will be a baby." (Said after scooping the cat litter box.)
These are just a few gems of wisdom that Kev decided to share with me. I hope you can apply these to your own life and benefit from the wisdom of a 70 year-old stuck in a 27 year-old's body.