Top Ten Ways You Can Tell You Are a Victim of Snow-Mageddon 2010
10. You don't even bother putting the shovel way.
09. You have played at least on MMORPG.
08. The forecasters call for six more inches of snow and you don't even bat an eyelash.
07. Taking a trip to Target or McDonalds is the most exciting thing in the world.
06. You have dressed your pets up at least once.
05. You can put on your gloves, hat, scarf and jacket in under 30 seconds.
04. You understand what the Torrance family from "The Shining" went through.
03. You swear you have seen either a polar bear or The Thing walk by your window.
02. You have watched so much TLC that you can name all 19 Dugger children.
01. You have joined a Facebook group about the 2010 February Winter Storm.