Jack Daniels, Infidelity and Kidz Bop

There are somethings in life that I do not think we are meant to understand.

Like why are they called driveways if we park on them; why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin and why don't sheep shrink when they are wet? (These questions are courtesy of my editor at the newspaper.)

Just like these anomalies another one exists that affects our children.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am talking about Kidz Bop (KB).

KB, as some of you may know, is a "band" comprised of children's voices that takes popular songs of today and makes them "Kid friendly."

Since its inception in 2001, the Juggernaut known as KB has made 17 albums to date, with number 17 released in January of this year and a KB Dance Party album coming out in July.

I don't have any children, or little nieces/nephews, brothers/sisters or cousins so I really did not have the DL on KB until I was surfing around for songs on iTunes.

I was shocked to see how many KB songs there are!

Now, I am not a prude by any means, and I fully support freedom of expression in music.

However, there are just some songs out there that are not appropriate for children.

Even if you censor out the inappropriate wordage, there are just some songs that have themes throughout that are just not for children. (Unless you want your kids to end up pole dancing on ice cream carts at awards shows. Billy Ray, I am talking to you!)

For example: You have to almost live under a rock, or be Amish, to not know about Ke$ha.

Ke$ha, who is like Taylor Swift on a bender, has a bunch of wonderful songs that talk about having sex in the back of cars, brushing your teeth with Jack Daniels and how cool it is to be drunk.

Just so you know, here are the lyrics to her song, "Tik Tok"

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
(Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
http://www.elyricsworld.com/tik_tok_lyrics_ke$ha.html

With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no



Now, some executive in KB land was obviously enjoying a Ke$ha inspired beverage when he/she thought this would make a great song to have on their next album.

At least they had some sense and changed some of the lyrics (hit the road Jack Daniels) and cut out a huge chunk of the song that just deals with being drunk and alcohol.

Another great one they covered was "Paparazzi."

I love Lady GaGa like crazy! But, under no circumstances should one of her songs be on a KB Album. Before you know it, they will do a cover of "Telephone" complete with their own shot-by-shot remake of the video.

I understand that KB is trying to help parents by giving them an alternative to inappropriate mainstream music, but in a way they are saying that these ideals represented by the songs that are on the albums are alright.

Let me know what you think. If you have an opinion, comment or favorite KB lyric leave me a message!

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

I am always the first person to admit when I have an addiction.

I am addicted to Facebook, warm and sunny days, Netflix, TiVo and Walt Disney World. (I used to be addicted to Reality TV, but that vice is starting to fade quickly.)

So it is no wonder that over the past week I have developed an addiction to coupons.

Yes, coupons.

I know that coupons sometimes get a bad rep, but if you do it right, you can really save a lot of money.

According to Wikipedia (the best place on the Internet to go to for information) the very first coupon was introduced in 1887 by the Coca-Cola Company. Coke had just joined forces with Asa Candler, a business tycoon who got his start as a drugstore owner.

Candler was responsible for taking the soft drink (or pop as we folks from Southwestern Pennsylvania call it) from a tonic to a drugstore soda fountain staple.

He did this by sending out free Coke coupons to potential customers and placed some coupons in magazines.

In order to help soda fountains across the country deal with the flood of free Coke coupons, the company gave the fountains free syrup to help offset the cost.

Because of Candler's creative coupon campaign, between 1894 and 1913, one in nine Americans had tried the fizzy beverage, free of charge, which added up to 8.5 million free drinks distributed.

By 1895, Candler announced to Coca-Cola shareholders that the beverage was being sold in every state in the United States.

It was not until 1909, when coupons first saw widespread news.

Cereal Mogul, C.W. Post, (who's brand has created some of my favorite cereals like Fruity Pebbles, Honey Bunches of Oats and Raisin Bran) used coupons to help sell his breakfast cereals and other products.

Like they say, the rest is history.

Today, 2,800 different companies offer coupons for many of their products.

Annually, consumers save $2.6 billion on manufacturers' coupons alone.

When my husband and I got married almost three years ago, I was big on clipping coupons. I had grown-up in a "clipping" household, so it was natural for me to continue to do so.

I had found a great website called Coupon Mom which had a great amount of tips on how to get the most bang for your buck with coupons and shopping sales.

I kept it up for awhile, but it just seemed overwhelming and I could not get the hang of the interface of the Website, so I just gave up and stopped using coupons.

We would shop for groceries at both Aldi's and Shop N' Save and just buy what we needed. If it was on sale, great, if not, well then we would pay full price. And the same would go for other items like household cleaners, beauty and paper products. Essentially, we were throwing money down the drain, because I did not take a little time out of my day to spend some time with a pair of scissors.

This all changed the other day when I happened to see a link that someone had posted on Facebook about how to save tons of money with coupons.

I clicked on the link, which was a Youtube video, and all of the memories of saving money with coupons came back.

I "googled" coupons and found this amazing site called Hip2Save.

The woman, Collin, who created the site has done an amazing job! She explains so much about how to use coupons properly, how to create your very own coupon binder and she even explains some of the different rewards programs at some popular chain retailers.

Collin also updates the site several times a day to list any great deals that she hears about.

My favorite part of Hip2Save is watching the Follow Me Monday videos. Collin, and her trusty camera girl, go to different stores and show you how she shops with coupons, sales and rewards programs. Considering the whole couponing experience can be a little tricky, the videos really help to illustrate the process and answer a lot of questions.

Being completely inspired by Collin and her savings, I decided to try my hand again at coupon shopping.

With my mom in tow, I headed out to Target with a few coupons I had gotten off the Internet and a list of items I would try and land for a good price.

On my first trip, I scored two tubes of toothpaste, body lotion, four bottles of Suave Professional Haircare products, a package of band aids and really cute blue clutch purse. My bill came up as $13.68 with a savings of $19.83. For my first trip "back in the saddle," not to shabby!

I went home later that day and scored coupons from my in-laws, found more on the Internet and got some out of the All For You magazine.

I clipped and clipped until my fingers were cramping up from scissor usage and I had run out of coupons. I wanted to go out Saturday morning, back to Target, to get some great deals.

When Saturday came, my husband and I went out for a Breakfast date and then up to Target.

(I just want to take this moment to thank my wonderful husband. He was so sweet and so patient as he stood there waiting for me to go through 15 unmarked envelopes to find the $.25 off Sensodine coupon.)

Target was having some great sales and I had some great coupons! With our cart almost filled to the brim, we made our way to the checkout.

There was a lot of confusion with the coupons and it required a lot of patience, but I knew that might happen.

When everything finally went from conveyor belt to bag, my grand total was $119.31. For a brief moment I started to panic. I thought, "What did I get myself into! That is a ton of money. I thought I could do this, but maybe I was wrong. Well, at least we will get some Disney points from our credit card!"

But, after all of the coupons went through, the grand total came out to $36.31 for 31 items, we had saved $83 on everything! Was elated, and proud! I had done it.

The items we had purchased had included some pretty pricey things like cat food, two Air Wicks imotion start kits, a Febreeze noticeable starter kit, Air Wicks aqua spray and some other items. (Everything we bought is pictured at the right.)

My suggestion is to give coupon clipping a try because you can really save a lot of money which adds up in the long run.

My suggestion is to go to Hip2Clip to get started.

Check out her coupon organization page. It will really help you get organized.

Also, to see some tips for newbies go to here.

My words of advice for you, are to give it a try. You will be surprised at how much a little bit of elbow grease and planning can save you in the end.

Happy clipping!

We have to pay for that?!

As I woke up early on Saturday morning, the beautiful April morning sunlight was streaming into the bedroom.

I was all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed because I knew that we were going to start landscaping at our new home that we bought just under a year ago.

Because I couldn't contain my excitement anymore, I moved the cat off my legs and rolled over to nudge my husband.

After a series of groans and grumbles, he got up and we headed out to breakfast at a local diner to feast on omelets because we knew we had a big day ahead of us.

We then headed to Lowes to pick up our shrubs and trees.

We had gone out a few weeks ago to look at the various garden centers to see exactly what we wanted, so we would have an idea when we got there to buy.

The first place we headed was right to the fruit tree section.

I don't know if you are aware of this, but I think I am suffering from a disease that I like to call Marthastewartitis. This is where I think that I want to be just like Martha and raise my own chickens for eggs, and thresh my own wheat for bread and of course, have my own reserve of fruit for all sorts of baked goods and yummy jams.

So we purchased two apple trees (a Johnson and Fuiji) and two Pear Trees (a Moonglow and a Keifer).

Then we bought two burning bushes and two evergreen bushes (not sure offhand exactly what type) to place around our back deck.

For the front yard we bought two Mediterranean Heather bushes and two small Azalea shrubs.

(About a month ago we also purchased a pack of four berry bushes from Sams Club to add to our ever growing fruit garden.)

After we loaded up our cart, we realized there was a slight problem: even if we would fold down the seats in our Jeep Cherokee, we still would not be able to fit all four trees and eight shrubs into the jeep.

Luckily, I called my parents who were also on their way to Lowes and they helped transport some of our new foliage.

So as we were waiting in line to purchase all of our greenery, my husband was adding up the cost in his head for how much everything was going to cost. The conversation that ensued went something like this:

Kev: Wow. All of this stuff is costing about $200.
Me: Is that too much?
Kev: No. I just can't believe that this stuff is costing $200. Don't trees and shrubs just naturally occur in nature.
Me: Well, yes, but not at our house. The previous owner was probably afraid that the something might fall on her house and decided to remove all of the trees.
Kev: Couldn't we go and just dig some stuff up along the side of the road and plant that.

My husband also received further shock when he found out that we would have to buy bags of dirt for the shrubs and trees.

But, after all of the spending and backbreaking work, Kev and I know it was worth it to buy the plants and to "decorate" our yard.

I can't wait to see the fruits of our labor spring to life in a few years!

The Easter Bunny has Come and Gone

Here it is 3:14 a.m. and I am awake.

My husband, Kevin has to go to work at 3 a.m. on Sundays and usually I can fall right back to sleep, but for some reason I was up before he was today and I am just not tired anymore.

Last night I fell asleep to the dulcet sounds of Mr. T and the Flavorwave infomercial around 10ish, so maybe my sleep bank is all full.

Anyway, I guess I will use this time to talk about how our Easter was and to catch up on some emails.

We had a very nice Easter.

After staying up until 2 a.m. Saturday night to finish making paska bread and rolls we were pretty tired when the alarm went off around 7 a.m. But alas, we needed to get up so we could get to church on time to get a seat.

We munched on some homemade raisin toast and then decked ourselves out in our Easter finest. I had gotten a new flowered dress on sale and Kev bought an awesome shirt and tie combo at Burlington that was an orange sherbet in color. (It is a really good color on him).

Then we went to church to meet my parents and aunt.

Church ended up being very crowed and hot. I swear I thought I was going to see some people pass out.

We then had to leave, which was a nightmare. Imagine trying to play Frogger with elderly people who are trying to get home in a hurry to make Easter dinner.

We came home, changed clothes, visited Kev's parents for a few, went to my parents' house to drop off the stuff we had made and then visited with Kev's side of the family at his aunt's house.

Around 1sh, we went to my parents' house for a small celebration full of good food and then everyone came over to our place for awhile.

The cats played with their new toys from Grandma and Grandpa and enjoyed the day as well. (I will have to get some pictures of them and their new toys and post them.)

After everyone left, Kev and I were feeling reminiscent and watched a few old home movies of when we were younger.

Watching the old movies made me miss being a little kid.

Back when you were younger, Easter, and holidays in general, were so exciting.

Each Easter morning, I would wake up so excited to find my basket from The Easter Bunny, go to church and then over to my grandparents' house for a traditional Hungarian dinner and an Easter egg hunt.

This year as I struggled to find a recipe for a traditional Easter cheese that my grandmother would make, I really regretted not being old enough to learn her recipes before she passed away. (But, thank God for the Internet and I was able to find a recipe online. And surprisingly it worked wonderfully!)

As I made my nut, apricot and poppy seed rolls I couldn't help but look out my window and see the house that my grandparents lived in when I was younger and really miss those Easters that were so long ago and seemed so magical.

I am sure that once we have our own children some of the magic will return, and we will be able to make our own family traditions.

Today is my mom's birthday, and I am not sure what exactly we are going to do, but I am sure that we will be having cake and the giving of presents later tonight.

But, until then, I have to run some errands, Kev is going to cut his parents' grass, maybe run the car through a car wash since it hasn't been washed since our wedding in 2007 and maybe squeeze in some grocery shopping.

Since, it seems like it is going to be a busy day, I am going to try and get some sleep.

I hope you and your family had a very enjoyable and blessed Easter.

The continuing of an Easter Tradition

When I was growing up, my grandmother would always make those delicious mini nut, apricot and poppy seed, nut rolls.

The buttery and sweet taste would just melt in your mouth and the sweetness of the nuts and fruits would just make you weak in the knees.

I had made the rolls once for Christmas when I was still living at my parents' house, but this year was the first year I was going to do it on my own.

I decided to make the dough yesterday, break it into five different patties, wrap it in plastic wrap and put it in the fridge overnight.

When I took the dough out this morning, to my dismay, it was as hard as a rock. I mean it was like clay that a kid left out in the sun for a few days.

Now, these Hungarian and Slovak women who originally made these rolls must have been built like battleships because rolling out this dough was really tough.

After rolling out the dough, I had to make the filling for the nut rolls.

Pretty much you get a bag of walnuts and grind them until they reach the consistency of a corn meal.

Then you add milk and sugar. I don't have an exact measurement because it is according to your taste.

My grandmother would say that you make it sweet to the point that you almost can't stand how sweet it is.

Once you make the filling you cut the pieces of dough to the size you want, put a dollop of filling and then pinch together.

The trick to making them stick together is to wet the point where the two overlap with water and then pinch. The water almost acts like a glue.

Put the rolls on a cookie sheet, lined with foil for easy clean-up. Put the cookie sheet into a 375 degree oven for about eight minutes. You will need to check the bottoms of the rolls to make sure they don't burn.

And of course, I decided to bake on the day it has reached record high temperatures for the month of April.

All in all, everything worked out, even though I started to run out of steam about halfway through.

Just like our little Finnegan, I think I am ready for a small cat nap.

Top Ten Ways.......

Top Ten Ways You Can Tell You Are a Victim of Snow-Mageddon 2010

10. You don't even bother putting the shovel way.

09. You have played at least on MMORPG.

08. The forecasters call for six more inches of snow and you don't even bat an eyelash.

07. Taking a trip to Target or McDonalds is the most exciting thing in the world.

06. You have dressed your pets up at least once.

05. You can put on your gloves, hat, scarf and jacket in under 30 seconds.

04. You understand what the Torrance family from "The Shining" went through.

03. You swear you have seen either a polar bear or The Thing walk by your window.

02. You have watched so much TLC that you can name all 19 Dugger children.

01. You have joined a Facebook group about the 2010 February Winter Storm.

The only thing that is keeping me sane right now

As a lot of the women can attest, there is nothing worse than being stuck inside and being on a diet.

All you want to do is eat comfort food, but you can't.

Thanks to Hungry Girl (HG), this awesome Web site that gives low fat/calorie options on favorite foods, I can have some of the foods that I love.

One thing that I love are cupcakes! (But, who doesn't.)

Cupcakes, and cake, are such a staple in our culture that it is hard to imagine going to a party and not eating one.

But HG is to the rescue with her Yum Yum Brownie Muffins recipe.

You take a box of cake mix (HG suggests that you use devil's food but I have used white cake mix as well and it has turned out really good) and a 15 oz. can of pumpkin.

You mix the two together and don't add anything else. (I know you are thinking who in the world wants pumpkin in their chocolate cupcakes, but just trust me.) The batter will be really thick, but don't add anything else.

Dispense the batter into 12 muffin tins that are sprayed with Pam or have the cupcake papers in them.

Stick them in an 400 degree oven for 20 minutes and BAM, you have the most deliciously moist cupcakes you have ever tasted, with no pumpkin flavor insight!

Here is the best part, each muffin is 181 calories, 3.5 grams of fat and 2 grams of fiber. For those of you doing Weight Watchers that is three points!

The only problem with the recipe, at least where I live, is trying to find cans of pumpkin. My DH went to the store and bought me three of the five cans of pumpkin that were left on the shelf.

I guess the secret about the Yum Yum Brownie Muffins is out!